Redneck jokes

Redneck jokes and humor, ranging in topics from rednecks going flying to indications of being a redneck. We have literally hundreds of redneck jokes for you to enjoy!


From Alabama  2013/07/18
A University of Alabama football player was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the ..

It takes you and 31  2013/07/18
It takes you and 31 others in the same room to show off a full set of teeth.You've ever st..

A Redneck Valentine  2013/07/18
Kudzu is greenM my dog's name is BlueAnd I'm so luckyTo have a sweet thing like youYore ha..

4 last words  2013/07/18
you might be a red neck if you think the last 4 words to the star spangled banner are gent..

Fast Food for Rednecks  2013/07/18
You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting a deer at 60 miles anhour...

Martha Stewarts Guide for Rednecks  2013/07/18
1. Never take a beer to a job interview.2. Always identify people in your yard before shoo..

Couldn't Tell A Lie  2013/07/17
Two redneck brothers were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought itwould be a goo..

You might be a redneck if... shirts  2013/07/17
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off...

You're a redneck ... your beer can collection  2013/07/17
You're a redneck if.... Your beer can collection is considered a touristattraction in your..

Your handkerchief doubles as your  2013/07/17
Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.Your baby's favorite teething ring is the g..

You're a redneck ... the family business needs  2013/07/17
You're a redneck if .... The family business needs a lookout...

You're a redneck ... you're moved to tears  2013/07/17
You're a redneck if.... You're moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Partonsinging "I W..

you might be a red neck if your belly button...  2013/07/17
you might be a red neck if your belly button was bit off by a beaver..

West Virginia State Residency Application  2013/07/17
Name:(last) ________________ (first)(_) Billy-Bob(_) Billy-Joe(_) Billy-Ray(_) Billy-Sue(_..

You're a redneck ... the only tailored items  2013/07/17
You're a redneck if .... The only tailored items in your wardrobe are yourbowling ball and..

Your truck has a bumper  2013/07/17
Your truck has a bumper sticker that reads, "Gun control is a steady hand."Your wife has e..

I Guess That's F  2013/07/17
Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, &quo..

You're a redneck ... your front porch collapses  2013/07/17
You're a redneck if.... Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs arekilled...

You're a redneck ... you were kicked out  2013/07/17
You're a redneck if .... You were kicked out of the KKK for being a bigot...

More You Might be a Redneck If...  2013/07/17
1. You take your dog for a walk and you use the same tree.2. You can entertain your self f..

You're a redneck ... you have refused to  2013/07/17
You're a redneck if....You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the ..

You're a redneck ... you prominently display a  2013/07/17
You're a redneck if.... You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland...

You're a redneck ... your truck has a  2013/07/17
You're a redneck if .... Your truck has a new sunroof because the shotgun felloff the rack..

You're a redneck ... you ever drove a  2013/07/17
You're a redneck if .... You ever drove a truck into the creek just to see ifit would floa..

Your Starship Captain might be a Redneck  2013/07/17
- your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month - he paints flames and a NRA st..

A southern minister  2013/07/17
A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great expressionhe said, ''If..

You might be a redneck if... bales of hay  2013/07/17
You know how many bales of hay your car can hold...

Youre A Redneck  2013/07/17
if you walk youre kids to school because youre in the same grade..

You're a Redneck if...  2013/07/17
You Might Be A Redneck......If your dad walks u to school 'cause youre in the same grade!...

Technology for Rednecks  2013/07/16
LOG ON: Making a wood stove hot. LOG OFF: Too much wood on fire. MONITOR: Keep's an eye on..

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