Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


Roots  2013/09/07
Your mama so dumb someone asked her to trace her roots and she drew on her hair...

yo moma so fat and stinky:that it wasnt osama...  2013/09/06
yo moma so fat and stinky:that it wasnt osama bin laden that bombed the the twin towers i..

Your momma and mexicans  2013/09/06
Your momma is like a brick, flat on all sides and slayed by mexicans...

Subway  2013/09/06
Yo mamma so fat that when she got on a train she invented the subway...

Nothing!!!  2013/09/06
YO MAMMA!!! LOL.... What a joke... haha GOT YA!!!..

Fat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\  2013/09/06
your mama SHE WENT TO MCDOOLNODS AND SEDE OK..

Toilet trouble  2013/09/06
yo mammas so stupid she got locked in a toilet and weed her pants.yo mammas so stupid she ..

Ya momma so stupid  2013/09/06
ya momma so stupid she got run over by a parked car..

YourMomma ass is so huge :  2013/09/06
she sat on a dollar bill and GeorgeWashingnton came out and said "Oh say can you see Get y..

your mom is so poor  2013/09/06
YOUR MOM IS SO POOR YOU WALKED INTO HER HOUE AND STEPED ON A SKATEBOARD AND SHE SAID GET O..

Your mommas so fat she went to the zoo and...  2013/09/06
Your mommas so fat she went to the zoo and the walreses said "We are family, Except you ar..

Small Mama  2013/09/06
Yo Mama So Small You Can See Her Feet ON Her Driving Licence..

Yo Momma so dumb...  2013/09/06
Yo Momma so dumb she walked into a dance club and they were singing "Hey HO!!"" and she sa..

Taylor  2013/09/06
taylors so ugly that when she went to heaven god said opps your the person i made ugly..

Butter Mama  2013/09/06
Your mama's like butter, get her hot and she spreads...

lets kick it  2013/09/06
yo mamas so stupid she has no legs and said lets kick it..

POP!  2013/09/06
Your Momma is so fat that if she sat on a rainbow all of the skittles would pop out!..

Phone Sex With Yo Moms  2013/09/06
Yo mamma's so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got an ear infection!..

Moms  2013/09/06
roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest, as flat as your back...

Two horses  2013/09/06
Two blondes went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they..

Yo Mamma so fat.....  2013/09/06
Yo mamma is so fat she went swimming with the whales and they started singing "we are fami..

Yo moma is so dumb...  2013/09/06
Yo moma is so dumb that ween a speical ED teatcher told here to QUIT BEING BALD and she gr..

So Tall  2013/09/06
Yo Momma is so tall she does not need skittles to taste the rainbow...

Lipstick  2013/09/06
According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced w..

yo mama so fat when she jumped roped she went...  2013/09/05
yo mama so fat when she jumped roped she went through tha earth..

Your Mommas breath...  2013/09/05
Your Mommas Breath is so bad when she burps, the United Nation considers it a weapon of ma..

Haloween  2013/09/05
yo momma is so poor for haloween her trick was the treat..

Weiners  2013/09/05
yo mamayo mammas so stupid she was sucking on a hot dog cuz the sign said weiners..

your momma so ugly blind people run away from...  2013/09/05
your momma so ugly blind people run away from her..

Your mamm so fat.....  2013/09/05
I heard your mamma so fat that she played pool with with the planets...

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