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Business jokes 5  2012/06/13
The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. "Need some help?&q..

Business jokes 4  2012/06/13
A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel has died of thirst...

Business jokes 3  2012/06/13
Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and ..

Business jokes 2  2012/06/13
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall: $500 If we fail t..

Business jokes 1  2012/06/13
American businessman was at a pier in a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat wi..

100GigaBurg Bug  2012/08/29
Experts warned today of a new and deadly threat to our beleaguered civilization: the 100GB..

Everything put together sooner or  2012/08/29
Everything put together sooner or later falls apart...

Exceptions always outnumber rules.  2012/08/29
Exceptions always outnumber rules...

The most interesting results happen  2012/08/29
The most interesting results happen only once...

Join in the new game  2012/08/29
Join in the new game that's sweeping the country. It's called "Bureaucracy". Everybody st..

Freud's 23rd law: ideas endure  2012/08/29
Freud's 23rd law: ideas endure and prosper in inverse proportion to their soundness and va..

Not Long Enough  2012/08/29
A beautiful woman asked a computer geek what would be a reasonable password for her new E-..

Vuilleumier's Laws For Building Electronic  2012/08/29
Vuilleumier's Laws For Building Electronic Prototypes: First Law - Any pre-cut equipment ..

Bennett's Laws of Horticulture:  2012/08/29
Bennett's Laws of Horticulture: (1) Houses are for people to live in. (2) Gardens are fo..

Dr. Caligari's Comeback: A  2012/08/29
Dr. Caligari's Comeback: A bad sector disk error occurs only after you've done several ho..

Don't do today that which  2012/08/29
Don't do today that which can be put off till tomorrow...

Everyone breaks more than the  2012/08/29
Everyone breaks more than the seven-year-bad-luck allotment to cover rotten luck throughou..

No man is lonely while  2012/08/29
No man is lonely while eating spaghetti...

The resume bloopers  2012/08/29
These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune Magazine:1..

Fourth Law of Applied Terror:  2012/08/29
Fourth Law of Applied Terror: The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology..

If you have to ask,  2012/08/29
If you have to ask, you are not entitled to know...

Geologists do not dress for  2012/08/28
Geologists do not dress for success unless they are trying to convince others that they ar..

Texas Salesman  2012/08/28
A keen Texas lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store. The store was th..

Orben's Packaging Discovery: For  2012/08/28
Orben's Packaging Discovery: For the first time in history, one bag of groceries produces..

Caught Sleeping at Your Desk?  2012/08/28
10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."9. "This is just a 15 minute power-..

Simmons's Law: The desire  2012/08/28
Simmons's Law: The desire for racial integration increases with the square of the distanc..

Bureaucracy: a method for transforming  2012/08/28
Bureaucracy: a method for transforming energy into solid waste...

Changes since the Euro  2012/08/28
Since the Introduction of the Euro, dictionaries and thesaurus are having to change the ph..

Eat the rich. The  2012/08/28
Eat the rich. The poor are tough and stringy...

Indifference is the only sure  2012/08/28
Indifference is the only sure defense...

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