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Cowboy Jokes 5  2012/06/19
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the u..

Cowboy Jokes 4  2012/06/19
Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood. ..

Cowboy Jokes 3  2012/06/19
Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo..

Cowboy Jokes 2  2012/06/19
The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the u..

Cowboy Jokes 1  2012/06/19
Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The ly..

What did the cowboy maggot say when he  2012/05/20
What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slug of whiske..

What advice to cows give  2012/05/20
What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!..

Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies  2012/05/20
Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever ..

Teacher: When do astronauts eat  2012/05/20
Teacher: When do astronauts eat? Pupil: At launch time!..

If a cowboy rides into town on Friday  2012/05/20
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does h..

A cowboy and a biker are on death row...  2012/07/13
A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day com..

The eastern lady...  2012/07/13
The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you g..

Lone Ranger and Tonto  2012/07/13
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minu..

A cowboy rode into town  2012/07/13
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals a..

two dumb mans  2012/07/13
there were two cowboys walking on the railroad they were just walking and then the first m..

Hubba Hubba  2012/07/13
Q. Why are supermodels and dogs similar?A. When they jump at a cowboy and he says "Get dow..

Yee-ha!  2012/07/13
Q. Why is a cowboy and an egg alike?A. Because they both get laid!..

Yee-ha! 2  2012/07/12
Q. Why did the supermodel hate it when the cowboy rode the horse?A. She envied the horse!..

Hubba Hubba 2  2012/07/12
Q. Why are cowboys and clouds similar?A. Theyre always on top...

Hubba Hubba 3  2012/07/12
Q. Why dont the actresses scream when the killer ties them up in wild western movies?A. Be..

Yee-ha! 3  2012/07/12
Q. Why are shoppers for clothes and being a cowboy alike?A. Because you can get em in any ..

Hubba Hubba4  2012/07/12
Q. Why are saloons and girls similar?A. Because theyre always open to cowboys..

Yee-ha! 4  2012/07/12
Q. Why is watering the garden and being a cowboy fun?A. You get to spray things...

Mmhm4  2012/07/12
Q. Why is a hammer and a cowboy similar?A. When theyre nailing against the wall in another..

Mmhm 3  2012/07/12
Q. Why are tapeworms and cowboys similar?A. Because they go inside of you and mess you up!..

Mmhm2  2012/07/12
Q. Whats the difference from a defense soccer player and a cowboy?A. One kicks the other s..

Mmhm  2012/07/12
Q. Why don't cowboys use latex condoms?A. They'd break.Q. Why don't they use condoms with ..

TEXAS  2012/07/12
THIS BOY GOES TO HIS TEACHER AND SHE ASKS WHATS YOUR NAME,HE SAYS TEXAS 3X THEN SHE SAYS I..

cowboy  2012/07/12
theres 3 cowboys they all go to a place to get drinks the first cowboy ask 4 a sprite the ..

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