Travel and tourist jokes

Travel jokes and humor about automobiles, vacations, tourists, staying at hotels, going on trips, traffic signs, visiting foreign countries, and much more!


Chief is at a wedding  2012/05/21
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "Bu..

Great landing  2012/05/21
Everyone knows a 'good' landing is one from which you can walk away. But a 'great' landing..

New Rolls-Royce  2012/05/21
An old man uses his life's savings to buy a Rolls-Royce. The salesman explains how the old..

Three men and a group of canibals  2012/05/21
There was a French man, a German man and an American man. Theywere all travelling togethe..

6 years from now  2012/05/21
A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. Th..

Tendjewberrymud  2012/07/21
Read aloud for best results (and some semblance of comprehension). This was nominated "bes..

A Stone's Throw  2012/07/21
A vacationer called a seaside hotel to ask its location. "It's only a stone's throw from t..

Hi-Tech Watch  2012/07/21
A man is at Grand Central Station waiting for his train that leaves at 6 p.m., but he has ..

Pull, Buddy  2012/07/21
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer c..

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