Farmer jokes

Farmer jokes and humor, relating to those who work on the farm, those living near farms, and jokes about the daily routines that come with farming.

The talking cowboy  2012/10/14
A Cowboy said to a Rancher, 'Is that your dog?' The Rancher replied, 'Yup.' 'Mind if I tal..

How to be a gunfighter  2012/10/14
Marvin had always wanted to be a gunfighter. He grew up in the old West. As a child he rea..

Stuck in the Mud  2012/10/14
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. Th..

Three Little Pigs  2012/10/14
Little Jimmy's father always used to tell him bedtime stories. Being the quick-witted fell..

Cowboy Remedies  2012/10/14
This cowboy walks into the saloon and orders a whiskey. The bartender slides it along the ..

Hunting  2012/10/14
Paul tries to take his friend hunting, but when they get to his favorite hunting spot, the..

A cowboy and his dog  2012/10/14
A cowboy was walking down the street with his new pet dachshund when a passerby asked him ..

The Aggie  2012/10/14
A Texas Aggie and a farmer were walking through the farmer's field one sunny afternoon whe..

Fruity Punishment  2012/10/14
One day three salesmen went to a farmer. They asked him if he wanted to buy some of thei..

Brewster  2012/10/14
There was a farmer who was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young la..

WISDOM: '...A Cowboy's Guide To Life'  2012/10/14
'Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On, A Cowboy's Guide To Life' by Texas Bix Ben..

How Do You Count Cows?  2012/10/14
Q: What does a farmer count his cows with?A: A Cow-culator!..

Encounter in a Texas Bar  2012/05/20
A Texan was having a drink at a bar with an old friend when he noticed a attractive and ch..

King of the Roost  2012/05/20
One day an old rooster who was the king of the hen house is approached by a young strong r..

Face the consequences  2012/05/20
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's station-wagon and hea..

Milking Machine  2012/05/20
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine.Since the equipment arrived when his wife was..

Hans Guarding the Farmer's Daughter  2012/05/20
A young salesman was out on business when one night he had to stop at a farm. The only roo..

Big Eared Mule  2012/10/14
There were two farmers, neither one had much common sense. They were told by their boss to..

Higher Education  2012/10/14
The farm had been mortgaged to give daughter a college education. Now, driving home from t..

Farmers in the Basement  2012/10/14
Q: What do you call a basement full of farmers?A: A whine-cellar..

Dealin' with Horse Thieves  2012/10/14
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals alw..

Another farmers daughter  2012/10/13
There was a traveling salesman whose car became hopelessly stuck in a snow bank during a r..

Chinese Farmer's Daughter  2012/10/13
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on..

Shave and a bit more..  2012/10/13
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, 'I'll have a shave..

Farmer's trap  2012/10/13
There where three men driving down a road, all of them were tired and each of their destin..

W..O..M..B..  2012/10/13
Four farmers were seated at the bar in a tavern. At the table next to them sat a young gir..

Smart Bull  2012/10/13
Once ther was an insurance saleman from the city going out to the farm community to sell i..

Why New Yorkers Are Not Ranchers  2012/10/13
A New York family bought a ranch out West where they intended to raise cattle. Friends cam..

The cowboys and the sheep  2012/10/13
Three cowboys were on their way home after herding a group of cattle to a ranch. On the wa..

New Rooster  2012/10/13
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster w..

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