Ant jokes

The best ant jokes in the world. Ant is a funny animal.


Ant joke 22  2012/05/19
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?Antteneye!..

Ant joke 21  2012/05/19
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!..

Ant joke 20  2012/05/19
What do you call an and with frogs legs?An antphibian!..

Ant joke 18  2012/05/19
What medicine would you give an ill ant?Antibiotics!..

Ant joke 17  2012/05/19
What kind of ants are very learned?Pedants!..

Ant joke 16  2012/05/19
What do you call a smart ant?Elegant!..

Ant joke 14  2012/05/19
What do you call an ant in space?Cosmonants & Astronants!..

Ant joke 13  2012/05/19
What kind of ant is good at maths?An accountant! ..

Ant joke 12  2012/05/19
Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!..

Ant joke 11  2012/05/19
What do you call an ant who skips school?A truant!..

Ant joke 10  2012/05/19
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?All sorts of antics!..

Ant joke 9  2012/05/19
Who was the most famous ant scientist?Albert Antstein!..

Ant joke 8  2012/05/19
What games to ants play with elephants?Squash!..

Ant joke 7  2012/05/19
What do you call a 100 year old ant?An antique!..

Ant joke 6  2012/05/19
What kind of ant can you colour with?A crayant!..

Ant joke 5  2012/05/19
Who is the most famous French ant?Napoleant!..

Ant joke 4  2012/05/19
Why did the ant-elope?Nobody gnu!..

Ant joke 3  2012/05/19
What is the biggest ant in the world?An elephant!..

Ant joke 1  2012/05/19
Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!..

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