Heaven and hell jokes

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Cajuns in Heaven and Hell  2012/07/14
Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you, I have some Cajuns up here in H..

Three men arrive at the gates of heaven...  2012/07/14
Three men arrive at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks the first man,"Religion?"The first..

God Explaining Women  2012/07/14
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few qu..

There once was a rich man who was near death...  2012/07/14
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so..

Is There Baseball In Heaven?  2012/07/13
Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90's, when ..

Days in hell  2012/07/13
Bob dies and finds himself in hell. While he's wallowing in self pity, he stumbles across ..

Einstein dies and goes to heaven  2012/07/13
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him,"You look lik..

steps to heaven  2012/07/13
ok so there is a blonde, brown, and a red head,and they want to get to heaven.there was 10..

so funny  2012/05/17
how do u spell ackmed? said a bloke in a bar, and ackmed said, ......a.....c....flem........

yo momma so ugly  2012/05/17
yo momma so ugly she joined an ugly contest,they said sorry"no professionals..

i dont know what this is soo ha ha ha!!!  2012/05/17
yo mamma is so white when she went to heaven she blended in like a ghost..

mommy mommy  2012/05/17
mummy,mummy why are we pushing the car offthe cliff? shut up or you'll wake your father..

whales  2012/05/17
a kid and a teacher were arguing about how a whale can't eat a person the kid said when i ..

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