Redneck jokes

Redneck jokes and humor, ranging in topics from rednecks going flying to indications of being a redneck. We have literally hundreds of redneck jokes for you to enjoy!


7resons why you might be a red neck  2013/07/16
if you get in your car through the window and your dor works you might be a redneck. if yo..

You're a redneck ... your wife has a  2013/07/16
You're a redneck if.... Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive...

Sheep  2013/07/16
There were these two rednecks working on a farm with sheep. Oneday a wolf came and all the..

More redneck 1 liners  2013/07/16
You might be a redneck if out of the twenty cars in your backyard ,the 13 cars in your fro..

Your masseuse uses lard.Your wife's  2013/07/16
Your masseuse uses lard.Your wife's best shoes have steel toes.You use your fishing licens..

You've got more than one  2013/07/16
You've got more than one brother named 'Darryl.'You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia lea..

Red Neck Filing System  2013/07/16
You might be a red neck if you lose your whole filing system every time you use the sun vi..

Some Redneck Groaners...  2013/07/16
Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his..

Top 10 Ways to Tell if a Redneck has been Working on your Computer  2013/07/16
10. The monitor is up on blocks. 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six..

Redneck say after having sex  2013/07/16
What does a redneck say after having sex?Get off me Pa its Uncle Bobs turn now...

The Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the  2013/07/16
The Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over "Ebonics," hasdecided to desig..

Two Hicks Hunting  2013/07/16
One day two hicks decided to go hunting. One of them fell overand didn't seem to be breath..

Redneck quickies 21  2013/07/16
You might be a redneck if...Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell. You've been on ..

Two Indians and hillbilly  2013/07/16
Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods. All of a sudden, one ofthe Indians ..

Hillbilly in Hospital  2013/07/16
A hillbilly was making his first visit to a hospital where his teenage son was about to ha..

WINDERS 98  2013/07/16
MICROSOFT NEWS RELEASE:It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Georgia editi..

safe sex for rednecks  2013/07/16
what is a rednecks idea of safe sex?A padded head board...

Screw you  2013/07/15
Ma and Pa are sitting on the front porch swing, rocking. Pa says to Ma, ''Screw you Ma.'' ..

HIlbilly  2013/07/15
How did the hillbilly find his sister in the woods?GOOD!..

In-law vs Outlaw  2013/07/15
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?Outlaws are wanted...

Highway  2013/07/15
You might be a redneck if you try to pick up guys on the highway...

Redneck Romance  2013/07/15
One day the Arkansas county sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking around town with nothing on exc..

Redneck numbers  2013/07/15
you might be a redneck if you have more kids than teeth...

Redneck quickies 23  2013/07/15
You might be a redneck if...You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture. A full-grown..

You might be a redneck if.......  2013/07/15
If your idea of going formal is a black truck you might be a redneck..

Rules for a Northerner Moving South  2013/07/15
1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it. 2. If you ..

Kidnapped by a redneck?  2013/07/15
Q: How do you know you've been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He's asking 2 million dollars ran..

Top Ten Things You'd Never Hear A Redneck Say  2013/07/15
1. I thought Grace land was tacky.2. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.3. ..

You're a redneck ... you ever hit a  2013/07/15
You're a redneck if.... You ever hit a deer with your car... on purpose! "..

DATING  2013/07/15
--Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.--No matter how brok..

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