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Sports jokes and humor, relating to basketball, baseball, football, exercise, athletes, hockey, tennis, bowling, working out in the gym, karate, the Olympics, and more!


Skydiving incident  2012/05/21
A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems ..

Wanna Ice Fish?  2012/05/21
There were two old boys from Alabama who love to fish, and they wanted to dosome ice fishi..

Amish water  2012/05/21
Why don't the Amish water ski?The horses would drown...

Religious battle golf  2012/05/21
The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the fo..

Thoughtfulness  2012/05/21
The regular foursome teed off on time that Saturday morning. On the secondhole Joe noticed..

Athletic Sperm  2012/07/21
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a super jock sperm who spe..

Squirrels  2012/07/21
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about it, he begges to go..

Golf Clubs  2012/07/21
There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik. When s..

Desert island encounter  2012/07/20
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day, he sees a speck ..

Shingle Material  2012/07/20
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you slice them re..

Golf For Sex  2012/07/20
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes to find the ball he discove..

Preparing for skiing  2012/07/20
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use.Fasten a small, wide rubber..

BB's  2012/07/20
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his boy out shooting. ..

Tiger woods in bed  2012/07/20
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed when the wife tells he..

Touched By Dallas Cowgirl  2012/07/20
Q: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback...

The New Hunter  2012/07/20
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of..

A gun for my hubby  2012/07/20
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle."It`s for my husband," she tells t..

Sven and Olie  2012/07/20
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by to see how his new gu..

Sid and Barney play golf  2012/07/20
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are short on time, they deci..

How to play golf  2012/07/20
A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three..

Golf Shorts-4  2012/07/20
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them?A. Just in case they get a hole..

Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!  2012/07/20
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?A: The Dallas Cowb..

What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?  2012/07/20
Q: What do John Elway, Art Modell, and O.J. Simpson all have in common?A: They all killed ..

Golf 'is' a Drag!  2012/07/20
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on the back nine wh..

The swimming contest  2012/07/20
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And ..

The Incredible Golf Ball  2012/07/20
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a b..

A Round of Golf  2012/05/17
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to..

Tyson Excuses!  2012/05/17
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield's ear:10. Got a little carried ..

Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!  2012/05/17
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too..

Da Bears  2012/05/17
Why is Chicago called the Windy City?Because the Bears blow!..

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