Medical jokes
Medical jokes and humor, relating to patients, doctors, nurses, insane patients, about medicine in general, and more!
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Lamaze Lesson #1 2013/01/05 A couple just started their Lamaze class and they were given anactivity requiring the husb.. It Is Woomba 2013/01/05 At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was.. Greatest Pain 2013/01/05 One day, a man walked into the dentist"s office for some dental work.The dentist said, "Si.. New models coming every year 2013/01/05 A doctor said to his car mechanic, "Your debit is several times more per hourthen we get p.. Optician 2013/01/05 A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested because he suspected short.. Interesting medical case 2013/01/04 A woman was doing her laundry. Because of her deficient ironing technique, she dropped the.. Chocolate and Marijuana 2013/01/04 Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brai.. Playing Doctor 2013/01/04 A little boy and girl were playing doctor. The little boy boldly pulled offhis shirt and p.. Shingles 2013/01/04 A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what hehad.He said, .. Spank the Baby 2013/01/04 An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver ababy. It was so far out, t.. Perfect Hearing 2013/01/04 An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. Hefinally went to.. Two orthopedists 2013/01/04 What is a double-blind study?Two orthopedists reading an electrocardiogram... Growth on Forehead 2013/01/04 A man goes to the doctor's with a swelling on his forehead andthe doctor says, "This is a .. She says she can't feel her legs 2013/01/04 Toward the end of their senior year in high school, students were required totake a CPR co.. The Top 15 Advantages of Cialis Over Viagra (Part II) 2013/01/04 15> When you're finally finished, she's way too tired for any of that meddlesome cuddling... Alzimers or AIDS 2013/01/04 Mr. Smith: Have my wife's blood test results come in yet?Receptionist: Yes, but there's be.. I'm gaining weight doctor 2013/01/04 Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? W.. The seven-year old girl 2013/01/04 The seven-year old girl told her mom, "A boy in my class asked me to playdoctor.""Oh, dear.. The Top 15 Signs You're Seeing the Wrong Shrink (Part II) 2013/01/04 15> When you confide that you think you're Napoleon, he refuses to see you any more becaus.. Refrigerator Man 2013/01/04 A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, ''Doctor, you've got to do somethingabout my husb.. Doctor doctor 2013/01/04 (lady)doctor doctor i think i need glasses(man)you definitly do madam this is a fish and c.. Cuz I got High 2013/01/04 I was gonna clean my room until I got highI gonna get up and find the broom but then I got.. The Fridge 2013/01/04 Bertha was worried about her husband George, so one day she took him to thedoctor's. As th.. Going too Far with Banning Cigaretes 2013/01/04 A man walks into a gas station and asks for cigaretes. Theworker answered,"I'm sorry we're.. The checkup 2013/01/03 a beautiful blonde woman walks into a doctors room to recieve a doctors checkup. the docto.. 24 Hours to Live. 2013/01/03 After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man was to.. Last words 2013/01/03 Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called .. Longer Legs 2013/01/03 When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted. But severa.. Why Yellow Urine and White Seman? 2013/01/03 Why did God make urine yellow and seman white?So that men could tell whether they are cumm.. Psychiatric Hotline 2013/01/03 Hello, welcome to the psychiatric Hotline. If you areobsessive-compulsive, please press 1 .. Total:
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