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Which World Leaders to Choose?  2013/01/26
It is time to elect a world leader, and your vote counts. Hereare the facts about the thre..

Iraqi One-Liners  2013/01/26
Q. What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?A. They both want to know wher..

Wading Across the River  2013/01/26
Bill Clinton, Al Gore and George W. Bush died and foundthemselves standing on the other si..

Clinton's Nicknames Around the World  2013/01/26
Clinton's nickname in the U.S. is "Slick Willy". As it turnsout, they have names for him a..

Safe Sex  2013/01/26
What does Bill Clinton Call Safe Sex?When there's a guard at the door..

Janet Reno Slogans For Florida Governor  2013/01/26
Watch me lick Bush!Not Bush, but Butch!I sure wish I was up against a woman!The Candidate ..

Good Trade  2013/01/26
President Clinton arrived back in D.C. after a trip to his homestate of Arkansas. He stepp..

Bill Clinton - Similarities  2013/01/26
Q: What does golf and Monica Lewinsky have in common?A: They both appeal to old men, and t..

Tliban Navy  2013/01/26
Why would Taliban ships have glass bottoms?To see their air force...

Your Father's Son But Not Your Brother  2013/01/26
One day Bill Clinton was visiting England.He was having a meeting with Tony Blair, and the..

Hillary's fortune  2013/01/26
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some loc..

Three Empty Beer Bottles  2013/01/26
Bill and Hillary were married for 40 years. When they first gotmarried Bill said, "I am pu..

Dinner at the White House  2013/01/26
Bill & Hillary had Al & Tipper Gore over for dinner at the WhiteHouse. In the midd..

Anagram of President Clinton of the USA  2013/01/26
An Anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made bytransposing or rearranging the let..

The Pope and The Queen  2013/01/25
One day the Pope and the Queen of England were sitting in abalcony dicussing their power o..

Bill Clinton on the Bottom  2013/01/25
Why is Bill Clinton alaways on the bottom when having sex?Because he can only FUCK UP!..

The Presidential Version of the TITANIC  2013/01/25
Presidents Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush and Clinton were ona ship that hit a iceberg...

Survey About Bill Clinton  2013/01/25
There was a survey filled out by every woman in America, askingwhether they would sleep wi..

Our Scary Gov't  2013/01/25
WOW !!! THIS IS SCARY !!!Can you imagine working for an organization that has a littlemore..

Clinton's Last Hurrah  2013/01/25
I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as ourgovernment underwent a peacef..

heaven  2013/01/25
al gore, monet, and einstein went to heaven. but since there areso many people trying to s..

George W. & The Queen  2013/01/25
President George W. Bush was representing the United States ofAmerica on a highly formal, ..

Second Chance for Clinton, Lincoln, and Bush  2013/01/25
Bill Clinton, Abraham Lincoln, and George Bush died and went toheaven.They were walking an..

Winston Churchill  2013/01/25
Winston Churchill was a quite a character. Here, for yourenjoyment, is a bit of a descript..

Osama turns him self in  2013/01/25
Osama Bin Laden Calls George Bush and Says,Osama:I've got good news and bad newsBush:Whats..

The Best Place to Meet Bill Cinton  2013/01/25
Where is the best place to meet Bill Clinton and why?The oval office because he can't corn..

Asian Blonde  2013/01/25
once upun a time......A nice little blonde asian girl, becaome FAT!EMILY CHO..

Bin Laden, NY gov., Bush and a Genie  2013/01/25
One day Bush, Bin Laden, and the governor of NY were walking onthe beach when they stumple..

Al Quiedia  2013/01/25
What is that good about Taliban airlines ?They take you straight to your office?..

Bush and Moses  2013/01/25
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and henoticed an old man in a long..

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