Military jokes

Military jokes and army humor, ranging from jokes about the Air Force to jokes about the Navy.


Camel in the Foreign Legion  2013/01/16
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation to..

French Fighter Pilot  2013/01/16
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant litt..

Military Sayings  2013/01/16
''You had better get your feces cohesive right now!'' Told to a flight of young cadets by..

Highway Patrol Ball  2013/01/16
A California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer pulls over awoman for speeding. When he wal..

Saddam and Fred Flintstone  2013/01/16
Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble...

Wash hands  2013/01/16
Two military guys walk into a restroom. One is in the Navy, theother is a Marine. When the..

Top Ten Drug Using  2013/01/15
Top Ten Drug Using Cartoon Suspects:10. Gargamel (From the Smurfs)Most likely LSD. Spends..

The Bomb  2013/01/15
Three men were on an airplane: a Scottish, an Australian, and anAsian. The plane was about..

Sex Barrel  2013/01/15
This guy decides to join the Navy. On his first day of service, he gets aquatinted with al..

Poem  2013/01/15
MARY had a little lamb, she thought it was quite silly, shethrew it up into the air and ca..

Policeman's Baton  2013/01/15
What is the difference between a magician's wand and apoliceman's baton? One's used for cu..

Afghanistan 5-day  2013/01/15
What is the 5 day forcast for Afghanistan?2 Days...

The Betting Sailor  2013/01/15
There once was a young sailor who couldn't resist a bet. He would make a bet on anything a..

Slick Sailor  2013/01/15
There was this sailor aboard a large ship, Jones was his name and he never lost a bet.The ..

US Air Force Maintenance  2013/01/15
Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the repli..

Marine and the Sailor  2013/01/15
A Marine walks in the restroom and sees a Sailor standing at the urinal, fussing with the ..

Stand Still, Soldier!  2013/01/15
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree t..

Tommy Lees  2013/01/15
Tommy Lees..................Camp KickachickMonica Lewinskys.........Camp SuckaweeweePresid..

The Big Test  2013/01/15
A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for anassassin. These highly classifie..

Cops and Donuts  2013/01/15
How do you keep from getting a parking ticket?Leave a dounut on the top of your car with a..

Sharing Hotel Rooms  2013/01/15
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to..

Top 12 Homicides  2013/01/15
Every year the FBI, is asked to investigate over 36,000 seriouscrimes including Murder/Hom..

So that's what they do in the Navy...  2013/01/15
A young boy walks into a men's room, where he sees a sailor in full dress uniform. The boy..

Private Larry  2013/01/15
Private Larry Lasterfitz was always last. He was last to hearabout pretty much everything...

Things not to say to a cop  2013/01/15
1) DID YOU PULL ME OVER BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I HAD DONUTS?2) ARE YOU GOING TO CHECK IN THE ..

Spice Girl Replacement Candidates 1.  2013/01/15
Spice Girl Replacement Candidates 1. Cher or Madonna [Old Spice] 2. Jewel or Dolly Parto..

Long Held Tradition  2013/01/15
The young Ensign approached the crusty old Chief and asked him about the origin of the com..

Mickey and Minnie Mouse are  2013/01/15
Mickey and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce. Mickey went out and got a really tough divo..

A Classic Tommy Cooper Joke  2013/01/15
'Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking batteryacid, the other eating firewo..

American Police  2013/01/14
There was this Canadian and his friend, an American. TheAmerican really wanted to be in th..

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