Couldn't Tell A Lie

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Two redneck brothers were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it
would be a good prank to push over the outhouse. They crept up from an
advantageous direction like a couple of commandos, pushed the outhouse over on
one side, and headed for the woods. They circled round and returned home an hour
later from a completely different direction thus, trying to divert suspicion
from themselves.
Upon returning, their father approached them with switch in hand and bellowed,
"Did you two push the outhouse over this afternoon?"
The older boy replied, "As learned in school, I cannot tell a lie. Yes,
Father, we pushed over the outhouse this afternoon."
At this revelation, the redneck father proceeded to flail the two boys
severely and sent them to bed without supper.
In the morning, the two boys meekly approached the breakfast table and took
their seats. Everything was quiet until their father finally said, "Have you two
learned your lesson?"
"Sure, Dad!" said the big brother, "But in school we learned that George
Washington admitted to HIS father that he'd chopped down a cherry tree and he
was forgiven because he told the truth'.
"Ah yes!" said the farmer',But George's DAD, wasn't in the cherry tree when he
chopped it down!!!"




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