Police jokes

Police jokes and humor ranging in topics from scary criminals to drunks!


Traffic Stop  2012/07/18
1st Officer: "Guess who I pulled over in a traffic stop the other day?"2nd Officer: "Who?"..

New Miranda rights  2012/07/18
1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run away from me.2. Should..

4 aliens came to earth  2012/07/18
there were 4 aliens that came to earth they all wanted to learn a word. the first alien le..

Funny police joke...  2012/07/18
What's the only animal that has a large sweaty penis on its back? A police horse...

name please  2012/07/18
theres these three men walking down the street and they`ve just escaped from prison and a ..

A good excuse  2012/05/15
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his ..

A good excuse  2012/05/29
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his ..

Have you been drinking?  2012/05/15
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After lookin..

Two guys down by the canal  2012/05/15
A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home wi..

The highly-skilled fly  2012/05/15
A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for th..

Two prostitutes, one sign  2012/05/15
A couple young, entrepreneurial prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on the top..

High speeding!  2012/05/30
A police officer stopped a driver for speeding.-Can I see your driving license?-I don't ha..

Smuggling  2012/05/15
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoul..

Detective Santa  2012/05/15
A policeman was interrogating 3 Singh brothers who were training to become detectives. To ..

The pig  2012/05/15
A farmhand is driving around the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radi..

Driving with Penguins  2012/05/30
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him..

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