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Bear & Rabbit

09/22/2013)
The bear looks at the rabbit and says,"Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fu....

Mouse ran up her leg

09/21/2013)
q. What happened to the mouse when it crawled up the lady's leg?a. Her pussy got it.....

Handy bear

09/21/2013)
A bear walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar."Can i get you anything mate?", says t....

The duck and the boat shop

09/21/2013)
a duck walked into a boat shop and said got any shits....

The Chick's Fire

09/21/2013)
Q: What does a chicken say when there is a fire in his coop?A: "Where's the egg-sit?"....

Dogs 'n Light Bulbs

09/21/2013)
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll repl....

Educated Parrot

09/21/2013)
This guy goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. There he sees a parrot with a red string tied....

The moral of the story is...

09/21/2013)
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six....

Bill The Duck

09/21/2013)
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, "Gimme a chap stick."The pharmac....

Cow Reflexes

09/21/2013)
What do you call a cow with a twitch?Beef Jerky!....

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09/21/2013)
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Bull

09/21/2013)
What is another name for a masturbating bull?Beef Strokinoff.....

The Pig

09/21/2013)
Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend's door, noticed a pig wit....

The Top 13 Quotes From Animal Romance No

09/21/2013)
13> Cynthia shivered with delight as her lover finally spoke those four words she had wait....

Snoops's Favorite Weather

09/21/2013)
What's Snoop Dogg's favorite weather?Drizzle!....

Cow Murderer

09/21/2013)
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. "You know a cow was mur....

Escargot

09/21/2013)
There once was a lowly snail, who was busily crawling through the forest one day when he h....

The Enchanted Snake

09/21/2013)
It was spring in the old west.The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for ca....

Energizer Bunny arrested!

09/21/2013)
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery....




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