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New Jokes
How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy (
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How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar? She was 'Miss Ape-ril!' ....
How did a Gorilla come to be with (
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How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge? He had seen a sign saying, 'Uncle Simian Wants You!' ....
How come the giant Ape climbed up the (
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How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken! ....
Do you know a favourite expression used (
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Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas? Apesy daisy! ....
Do Apes kiss (
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Do Apes kiss? Yes, but never on the first date! ....
Did you hear about the sick ghost (
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Did you hear about the sick ghost? He had oooooo-ping cough. ....
Did you hear about the ghost who went (
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Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter! ....
Did you hear about the ghost who learnt (
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Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma. ....
Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed (
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Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver. ....
Did you hear about the ghost comedian (
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Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage. ....
I'd like a new frog, please. But you (
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I'd like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide. ....
What do you call a frog who wants (
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What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy ! ....
How do frogs manage to lay so many (
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How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations ! ....
How do frogs die (
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How do frogs die ? They kermit suidide ! ....
How did the toad die (
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How did the toad die ? He simply croaked ! ....
Elephants (
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How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back. ....
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