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Relationship Tech Support

09/16/2012)
Dear Technical Support:I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I'vebeen....

Eunichs

09/10/2012)
A lady on the airplane strikes up a conversation with the fellow sitting in the next seat,....

Volcano

09/10/2012)
Change the text in your 3D Text screensaver to "volcano" (without thequotes) and your scre....

Name A Fawn...

09/10/2012)
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds, and the new TV season....

Caveman Tech Support

09/09/2012)
The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primiti....

computerese poem

09/09/2012)
!* #^`$$-!*=@$_%*~#4&[]../|{,,SYSTEM HALTEDTo read out loud...:Waka waka bang splat ....

Web addict

09/09/2012)
1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, ....

Technology for Country Folk

09/09/2012)
1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter. 2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood. 3. MONITOR: Keep....

The PDP

09/09/2012)
In the days when Sussman was a novice Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP....

An Engineer and a Programmer

09/09/2012)
A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Ange....

YtoK Problem Solved!

09/09/2012)
Y-to-K Date Change Project Status Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time a....

GOLFERS

09/09/2012)
two businessmen are standing on the tee at an exclusive golfclub.suddenly the first guy st....

Get shocked when connected to Internet

09/09/2012)
This is a true story from a place where I used to work...A man called in to tech support f....

The Top 15 Signs Your Website Was Hacked

09/09/2012)
15> They brag about stealing all the software off your site, www.freeware.com.14> "F....

Computers are male

09/09/2012)
10 Reasons why computers are male.10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A....

Interview with a Pirate!

09/09/2012)
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking for jui....

Click for Support

09/09/2012)
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."Customer: "Ok."Tech Support:....

I Just Knew I Was In Big Trouble At Work

09/09/2012)
...the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me. ...the Security guard made ....

Alternatives to Win95

09/09/2012)
Microsoft's ad slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" Now that Windows....




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