Lawyer jokes
Lawyer jokes and humor! You will find lawyer jokes about greed, crime, billing hours, ethics, other professions, and more!
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ON HEARING THE NEWS 2012/11/24 A law firm receptionist answered the phone the morning after the firm's seniorpartner had .. Doing Pushups 2012/11/24 One cucumber was telling another "my life is miserable, as soon as I get firm and hard, so.. WHILE DINING AT THE COUNTRY CLUB 2012/11/24 A doctor, an architect, and an attorney were dining at the country club oneday, and the co.. Trying to be impressive 2012/11/24 A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential cl.. Pope and Lawyer (Classic) 2012/11/24 The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a lawyer in line in front o.. Three lawyer one-liners 2012/11/24 Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and anold drunk are walking down the street.. Giving up drugs! 2012/11/24 Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday.. I Have To Sleep With What? 2012/11/24 Chicago sent its police chief, fire chief, and city attorney to a municipalmanagement conf.. Clitoris Like Mellon 2012/11/24 At a gynecologists convention Dr. Goldfinger began to read his paper on "The Variation of .. Palm Beach Trip 2012/11/24 The married business executive had to make a trip to Palm Beach alone for his corporation... A ROOM FOR THE NIGHT 2012/11/24 A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble in thecountryside .. IQ 2012/11/24 Q. What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?A. Your Honour.. Room full of lawyers 2012/11/24 What do you have when you have a room full of lawyers up tothere necks in shit?ANWSER: Not.. New Hubble Space Telescope Data 2012/11/24 The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble photograph of dist.. The Top 15 Law Firms to Avoid (Part II) 2012/11/23 15> Shyse, Turz, Arrus 14> Adolf, Benito & Josef 13> Avengott - Aklew 12> Mowe, Lareig.. Viagra to an Attorney 2012/11/23 What happens when you give an attorney Viagra?He just gets taller.(to the lady attorneys r.. taking it with you 2012/11/23 As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him t.. 3 judges 2012/11/23 The outlook for the New Jersey economy is so bad that the mob just laid off 3judges... Shame 2012/11/23 What's the definition of a shame?A bus of lawyers going off a cliff.What's the definition .. bribe the jury 2012/11/23 Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as op.. A certain lawyer was 2012/11/23 A certain lawyer was quite wealthy and had a summer house in the country, to which he retr.. I just managed to settle an account! 2012/11/23 A young attorney who had taken over his father's practice rushed home elated one night."Da.. The bronze statues 2012/11/23 A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking thr.. Busload 2012/11/23 What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?When a busload of lawyers goes .. "Love" stamps 2012/11/23 A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding manstanding at the co.. Blind Rabbit and Blind Snake 2012/11/23 A blind rabbit and a blind snake bumped into each other whiletraveling through the forest... Witness 2012/11/23 "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man ofyour background,.. Lawyer & sperm 2012/11/23 What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?They both hope to be human someday.Submitted b.. Being A Truck Driver 2012/11/23 The Boy Who Wanted to Be a Truck DriverOne day, a little boy goes into the candy shop and .. In The Hotel Lobby 2012/11/23 A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the .. Total:
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