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The Top 14 Worst Operas  2013/01/24
[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ] [ Copyright 1999 by Chris White ] 14> La Travolta 13> T..

Does Age Matter?  2013/01/24
If a singer is not old enough to be a tenor, what is he or she called?A minor!..

The Top 15 Rejected Album Titles  2013/01/24
15> Courtney Love -- "My Sunday School Favorites"14> Green Day -- "Hey! We Learned a Fourt..

Two Digits for a Date  2013/01/24
(to the tune of "Gilligan's Island," more or less) Just sit right back and you'll hear a t..

Instrument Jokes  2013/01/24
***** Violin JokesWhat's the difference between a violin and a viola?There is no differenc..

Harmonica joke  2013/01/24
Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going real..

The Top 20 Country-Western Rap Artists  2013/01/24
20> SixPac Shakur19> The Dixie Bizznitches18> Hay-Z17> ODV (Ol' Dirty Varmint)16> Whoa Nel..

The Top 15 Problems With Rock Stars These Days  2013/01/24
15. Angst in their pants. 14. Oh, sure, with the cheap materials they use these days, *any..

The Top 15 Songs by the Rolling Bones  2013/01/24
15> Start Me Up With That Portable Defibrillator14> Let's Spend Nap Time Together13> Ain't..

The Top 20 Beatles Songs Re-Written for Country-Western Artists  2013/01/24
20> Baby, You Can Drive My Cow19> Ticket to Rawhide18> She Heaved Out Through the..

Beethoven's Chicken  2013/01/24
Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?It kept saying ''Bach, Bach, Bach...''..

The Top 13 Overrated Things About Being a Rock Star  2013/01/24
13> Hanging out with the other rockers is all fun and games until somebody loses a nipple ..

Substitute Organist  2013/01/23
On a cold, rainy Sunday morning, the church organist came downwith the flu, so the substit..

Abortion?  2013/01/23
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,three who were deaf, two who ..

Bassoon jokes  2013/01/23
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon recital...

Guitar Players  2013/01/23
How many guitar players does it take to screw in a light bulb?7. It takes one to change th..

My Car Will Go On...Hopefully  2013/01/23
Sung to the melody of My Heart Will Go On (Love Theme from Titanic):Verse 1:Every time I s..

The Top 16 Rejected Names for Boy Bands  2013/01/23
16> L*p Sync15> Puber T & the MGs14> *N AMBLA13> UR EZ 2 Pleez12> Keds Zeppelin11> The..

Harp joke  2013/01/23
A harp is a nude piano...

Before Starting A Rock Band  2013/01/23
Before starting a rock band, you should know that the followingnames are taken:[ a ]Albino..

Song Titles  2013/01/23
"If the bed breaks, Sweetheart, I'll see you in the Spring""Get out the meat balls Mama, t..

Poems  2013/01/23
Mary had a little skirtwith splits right up the sidesand everywhere that mary walkthe boys..

The Top 14 Signs a Co-Worker's Not Really Into Hip-Hop  2013/01/23
14> His idea of bling bling is a huge belt buckle with a picture of Hank Williams Jr. o..

How To Sing The Blues (A Guide)  2013/01/23
1. Most Blues begin, "Woke up this morning."2. " I got a good woman" is a bad way to begin..

Real Western Song Titles  2013/01/23
THE BEST OF THE WORST COUNTRY-WESTERN SONG TITLES (THESE AREREAL)- Get Your Tongue Outta M..

Organ joke  2013/01/23
Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for another..

The Top 16 Songs From the "Star Wars" Musical  2013/01/23
16> Send in the Clones15> You're the Obi-Wan That I Want14> Luke Be a Jedi13> In the Still..

The Top 14 Song Titles if the Artists Re-Made Them Today  2013/01/23
14> The Eagles -- "Pantsful, Queasy Feeling" 13> Van Halen -- "Limp!" 12> Aretha Franklin ..

The Top 16 Least Popular Broadway Musicals  2013/01/23
16> Disney's "The English Patient" on Ice!15> Guys and Inflatable Dolls14> Annie Get Your ..

What's the difference between an opera and an operetta?  2013/01/23
Operas are usually sung through, having little or no spoken dialogue. Operettas are less s..

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