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Brain transplant  2012/05/17
The patient's family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. "Things don't look ..

The stupid guy and the doctor  2012/05/17
The stupid guy and the doctorThere was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said"..

Doctor! Doctor! 30 small jokes  2012/05/17
Doctor: What seems to be your trouble?Patient: When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour.Doc..

Increasing Sex Drive  2012/05/17
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.The old l..

The Facelift  2012/05/17
A plastic surgeon invented a radical new face lift procedure and was explainingit to a pro..

Logic?  2012/05/15
Mr. Wilson comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck. I have grea..

Hospital Trolley  2012/05/15
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation.She's laid on a hospital trol..

Will I be able to play the piano  2012/05/15
A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major su..

A bartender cured me  2012/05/15
Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I we..

Old and forgetful  2012/05/15
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the othe..

I think that I'm a chicken  2012/05/15
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long ha..

Double dose  2012/05/15
A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that..

Passing gas  2012/05/15
This little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with pass..

We are the best of friends  2012/05/15
The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of frien..

Examination  2012/05/15
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well.The doctor examine..

Surgery Jokes  2012/05/15
Jerry was in the hospital recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling...

Hear the doctor  2012/05/15
George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan.Th..

The appointment  2012/05/15
Peter called his doctor's office for an appointment. "I'm sorry," said the receptionist, "..

The chiropractor's art  2012/05/15
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the..

How Deaf?  2012/05/15
A man is talking to the family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf." The doctor an..

Do You Know what Im doing?  2012/05/15
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this w..

Living to be a hundred  2012/05/15
A man asks his doctor if he is gonna live until he is 100 years old...The doctor asks him:..

A facelift experience!  2012/05/15
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift."Well," says the doctor, "I can ..

Birth control pills  2012/05/15
An elderly woman went to her local doctor's office and asked to speak with her doctor. Whe..

Gynecologist guessing game  2012/05/15
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a local gynecologist. The doctor took one look at he..

At the clinic...  2012/05/15
Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits!What, you mean those square ones?Yes!The ones you put b..

Doctors in love!  2012/05/15
-What is love, at last? asks the dentist.And the cardiologist;-Love is a toothache... but..

Dr. Phil and Obsessions  2012/05/15
Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small ch..

In the waiting room  2012/05/15
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labour and t..

Arm Troubles  2012/05/15
A man went to visit his doctor. "Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?" the ..

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