Science jokes
Browse this collection of science jokes, science one liners and other scientific humor.
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The Cesium song 01 2013/01/17 Oh Cesium(Tune, Oh Christmas tree)Oh Cesium, oh Cesium,Thy spectrum doth us please-ium.Thy.. who do you get a elefant out of a pool? 2013/01/17 YOU GET IT WET... Peanuts 2013/01/17 What don't a mouse and an elephant share? Answer: PEANUTS.. Good luck, Mr. Gorsky 2013/01/17 It seems when Apollo Mission Astronaut, Neil Armstrong firstwalked on the moon, he not onl.. Chemistry is boring 2013/01/17 IT'S OFFICIAL : CHEMISTRY LECTURES ARE A YAWN.October 9, 1995A scientist has come up with .. Question is too easy 2013/01/17 ON A CHEMISTRY TEST at Midpark High School in Middleburg Heights, Ohio, one question conce.. Chemist's last words 2013/01/16 The last words of a chemist:7. In which glass was my mineral water?8. The bunschen burne.. The Cesium song 13 2013/01/16 Cesium's Strange(Tune, People are strange - The Doors)Cesium's strange,when you're a stran.. A geologist's song 02 2013/01/16 Sea-Floor Spreading Lament (folksong) by Brenna Lorenz Refrain: Alas for the spreading of.. Chemistry song 16 2013/01/16 Lab Reports(to the tune of "Jingle Bells")Dashing through the labwith a tan page lab repor.. Experiment on Elephant 2013/01/16 One day three scientists were discussing what would happen ifthey rammed a cork up an elep.. The Cesium song 05 2013/01/16 Cesium (Burning in the Dead of Night)(Tune, Blackbird)Cesium burning in the dead of night... Good to be chemist 2013/01/16 REASONS TO BE A CHEMIST- All the coffee and pocket protectors you could want!- Clark Kent .. The day of the final 2013/01/16 It was time for the final and the student depending upon getting at least one right answer.. Play on the words 2013/01/16 "Welcome to Entropy Burgers -- may I take your order?""I put in disorder a long time ago. .. Jokes of science 03 2013/01/16 Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side.Why did the chicken cr.. Chemistry song 11 2013/01/16 Chemistry WonderlandGases explode, are you listenin'In your rest tube, silver glistensA be.. The Cesium song 10 2013/01/16 Cesium (All through the Night)(Tune, Fever)(1)Never know how much I need you,Never know ho.. A geologist's song 04 2013/01/16 Newfoundland, My Newfoundland(Oh, Christmas Tree, Oh, Christmas Tree) by Brenna Lorenz Con.. The Cesium song 09 2013/01/16 It's So Easy(Tune, It's so Easy)It's with Cesium I'm in love!It's with Cesium I'm in love!.. Technology 2013/01/16 God creates man. Man develops technology and makes man himself.Then one day, the scientis.. The Cesium song 04 2013/01/16 Cesium the BeautifulOh beautiful for blue of skies,Among thy spectral lines.When cast upon.. Chemistry song 06 2013/01/16 The Twelve Days of ChemistryOn the first day of chemistryMy teacher gave to meA candle fro.. Geology word plays 2013/01/16 Several short geology plays on wordsOkay, if you are a real geologist, you probably enjoy .. Chemistry song 08 2012/05/21 Test Tubes Bubbling(to the tune of "Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire")Test tubes bubblin.. The biology song 05 2012/05/21 Hark! The Streptococcus Brings(Melody: "Hark! The Herald = Angels Sing")Hark! the Streptoc.. Chemistry song 10 2012/05/21 We Wish You a Happy HalogenWe wish you a happy halogenWe wish you a happy halogenWe wish y.. A geologist's song 03 2012/05/21 The Marginal Basin Song by Chris Stillman(melody: Lead us on, thou Heavenly Father)On a ma.. Dedicated geologists 2012/05/21 Total immersion geologistsTotal immersion geologists: Are you totally obsessed with geolog.. Divide one by nothing 2012/05/17 Q: What happens when you dont divide one by anything?A: You divide one by nothing and get .. Total:
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