Good to be chemist

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REASONS TO BE A CHEMIST- All the coffee and pocket protectors you could want!- Clark Kent style safety glasses.- Exposure to all kinds of toxic and cancerous substances.- The "opportunity" to deal with irate clients asking "where are my results?"- Because it's pHun :)- Access to 100% pure ethanol- Knowing how to completely dissolve the bodies of your enemies- You never have to worry about what you're doing on Friday night (You're working in the lab)- Permanent goggle marks cheaper than a tattoo.- You wish to be blamed for all faults in the environment.- ditto for cancer- You are adept at poverty cooking- You prefer to get your course credits the hard way




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