Yo momma jokes

Yo mama Jokes, including yo mama so fat, yo mama so stupid, so poor, so ugly, and much more.


Old Mama  2013/09/05
Yo mama so old she farts dust...

Ho ho  2013/09/05
i went to the store with my friend to buy some groceries and as we were in line to purchas..

You mamma so fat when she saw a whale  2013/09/05
You mamma so fat when she saw a whale the whale started singing "we are family"..

Funnys  2013/09/05
your mommas so dum she sits on the tv and watches the couchyour mommas so dum she thinks t..

Yo momma is so fat that when she stood on...  2013/09/05
Yo momma is so fat that when she stood on the scales it said one at a time please!!..

Mommas you  2013/09/05
your momma is so ulgy so looks like you..

Yo Momma Is SOOOO FAT...  2013/09/05
Your momma is sooooo FAT dat wen she walked into a hotel and asked 4 a water bed, da emplo..

Yo mommas so stupid...  2013/09/05
Yo mammas so stupid she thought the Amish had their own website...

Yo Momma so dumb...  2013/09/05
Yo Momma so dumb,she starved to death in a grocery store...

90210 momma  2013/09/05
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale...

Short  2013/09/05
Your momma is so short.When she went to the hotel.The manger said,"Sorry..

Yor Momma...........  2013/09/05
Your momma so fat everytime i look up i see a crack...

Pepsi Machine  2013/09/05
Your mama's like a pepsi machine, one inserts a quarter and out comes anew generation...

Hit the Dirt  2013/09/05
Yo mama so dirty, when the seargent yelled hit the dirt, the all startedpounding your mama..

Yo Mama is so...  2013/09/05
YO MAMA is so ulgy your daddy takes her to work so he doesn't need to kiss her goodbye Yo ..

Velcro  2013/09/05
Your mama is so stinky. Every time she takes here panties off, it soundslike velcro...

Speed bumps  2013/09/05
Yo' mama so fat, at an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speedbumps!..

Yo mamma is so fat...  2013/09/05
yo mamma is so fat she uses mexico the whole country as her tanning bed!Yo mamma is so fat..

Pigs in a blanket  2013/09/04
your momma is so fat that when you said u wanted some pigs in a blanket, she went back to ..

My Cat  2013/09/04
Yo mama is so fat she stepped on my cats tail and now i call it a beaver...

Short momma  2013/09/04
your momma is so short she commided suiside off a curb...

Yo mamma anit got no hair  2013/09/04
Yo momma head so peazy when she think hard people hear gun shots..

Whales  2013/09/04
your mamma so fat that when she goes swimming in the ocean the whales sing "we r family ev..

Yo momma so fat.....  2013/09/04
yo momma so fat, she uses school buses as rollerskates...

Mama is so ugly  2013/09/04
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said"Sorry, no professionals." Yo ma..

Gas station joke  2013/09/04
Yo mommas so fat when she gos to the gas station she has to get premium desial..

Your momma shotgun  2013/09/04
your mommas like a shotgun, two cocks and two blows..

Fat...  2013/09/04
yo mama breath stinks so bad Fat Joe made a song for her (nean back..........)..

Yo mama by Andrew  2013/09/04
Yo mama so fat,she dont have periods,she has exclamation points...

Yo mama so ugly - Ape  2013/09/04
Yo mama so ugly that when they put her face in cookie dough, they made gorilla animal crac..

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