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Flute joke  2013/01/23
Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison...

The Preacher and the Music Director  2013/01/23
There was a church where the preacher and the minister of musicwere not getting along. As ..

Tuna Fish  2013/01/23
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?You can't tuna fish...

Oboe joke  2013/01/23
Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them...

Long and Hairless  2013/01/23
What is 200 feet long and has no pubic hair?The front row at an N'SYNC concert...

The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles (These are *real*)  2013/01/23
Do You Love As Good As You Look Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor On The Bedpost Overn..

The Top 15 Things Overheard on Britney Spears' Honeymoon  2013/01/22
15> "Hurry, driver, get us back to our hotel room before she sobers up!"14> "Yes, it's rom..

Bagpipe joke  2013/01/22
Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise...

Bad Conductor  2013/01/22
The world's best and most famous conductor makes a small mistake while conducting the New ..

The Top 12 Signs a Rapper Has Gone Nuts  2013/01/22
12> Stopped wearing a sideways baseball cap, and started wearing a tin-foil Napoleon hat.1..

Guitar joke  2013/01/22
Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two lead guitarists playing in unison...

French horn joke  2013/01/22
Q: What do you get when you cross a French Horn player and a goalpost?A: A goalpost that c..

The Top 15 Worst Blues Singer Names  2013/01/22
15. Willie "White Shoes After Labor Day" Lumpkin 14. Charlie "Sittin' in First Class &..

Harpsichord joke  2013/01/22
The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is like "two skeleton..

The Music Man  2013/01/22
A drummer got bored with his instrument and decided to take up the accordion instead. Walk..

The Singer with Foul Languages  2013/01/22
A man walks into a bar and gets a drink. He sits down the frontto listen to the singer. It..

All the small things  2013/01/22
This is my version of the blink182 song all the smallthingsall the small things like your ..

Oboes  2013/01/22
How do you get 2 oboists to play in unison? Shoot one...

Clarinet joke  2013/01/22
Q: What's the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet...

Violin joke  2013/01/22
Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?A: Both are offensive and inaccurate...

The Top 15 Signs Your Neighbor is an ex-MTV VJ  2013/01/22
15. "Pool parties" consist of paunchy Billy Idol, Andrew Ridgely and Billy Squier sitting ..

Orchestra joke  2013/01/22
Q: How many conductors does it take to change a light bulb?A: Seven. [Indignant nose uptu..

Billy Ray Cyrus vs. Prostitute  2013/01/22
What's the difference between Billy Ray Cyrus and a prostitute?Billy Ray Cyrus has an achy..

The Top 12 Most Popular Rap Songs (Part II)  2013/01/22
12. "Gettin' Piggy Wit It" 11. "Me So Corny" 10. "Popeye's Be Illin'" by Run KFC 9. "I Wan..

Tuba joke  2013/01/22
Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm...

Accordion joke  2013/01/22
Q: What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?A: The Uzi stops after 20 rounds..

Spice Girls vs. Indian Curry  2013/01/22
What is the difference between the Spice Girls and Indian Curry?Indian Curry has Ginger in..

Banjo joke  2013/01/22
Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor bef..

Bass joke  2013/01/22
Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell t..

Top 25 Classic Country Songs  2013/01/22
25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye. 24. Her Teeth Was Stain..

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