Military jokes

Military jokes and army humor, ranging from jokes about the Air Force to jokes about the Navy.


Hillbillies In The Military  2013/01/14
Two boys from the mountains, Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeant..

This is My House  2013/01/14
The Policeman had stopped the man for obvious drunken driving,but since the guy had a clea..

WWII: Germans make fun of Italians  2013/01/14
Editor's Note: When I posted the WWII Jokes, I asked if anyone had any jokes that the Ger..

prison sucks  2013/01/14
one day a squirly accountant gets thrown into jail for taxfraud. his cellmate is a large,..

US Naval Communications  2013/01/14
This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a USnaval ship with Canadian aut..

New Sergeants  2013/01/14
Leroy and Jasper have been promoted from privates to sergeants. Not long after, they're ou..

Top 8 Idiots of 2000  2013/01/14
Idiot # 1I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicologyat the poison cont..

army man  2013/01/14
one day mr Jones the army mans wife diedthe commander told sargent paul fisher to tell mr ..

If Yoko Ono married Sonny  2013/01/14
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador Da..

Marching  2013/01/14
Why do marines march in front of sailors? Cause they love seamen in the rear..

Excuse for Speeding  2013/01/14
A man was speeding down the highway and got pulled over by apolice officer. The police got..

Q. What did King  2013/01/14
Q. What did King Kong say to Oprah Winfrey? A. "Is it in?"..

U-Boat  2013/01/14
A couple was touring a shipyard area in a coastal city of Italy when they saw a strange lo..

Draft Dodging  2013/01/14
Two military policemen were chasing a fleeing draftee from The military base. The draftee ..

Osama Binladen  2013/01/14
Chemical gas bombs: 10,000 dollars. Bomb the size of a truck: 2,000,000 dollars. P..

Camel  2013/01/14
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desertoutpost. On his orientation tou..

Hidden in the Attic!  2013/01/14
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confessi..

DUI ENforcement  2013/01/14
One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularlyrowdy bar for possible violatio..

Army Tactics  2013/01/14
During an Army war game a commanding officer's jeep got stuck in the mud.The C.O. saw some..

On the Train  2013/01/14
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months when he wa..

Big circle little circle  2013/01/13
Two drug dealers get brought before a judge. The judge saysthat if they could get others t..

Pilot  2013/01/13
The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he wouldpersonally intervene in the re..

I made yo mamma cry  2013/01/13
i told yo mamma she was so fat she had to play pool with the plantets..

Open Barracks  2013/01/13
Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite. Well, one ..

Hit Television Shows in Iraq  2013/01/13
Hit Television Shows in Iraq:"Husseinfeld""Mad About Everything""U.S. Military Secrets Rev..

Where does binladen keep his c.d.s?  2013/01/13
Where does president bush keep his c.d.s?in iraq (you have to say it out loud)..

Military Retirement  2013/01/13
The Pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offeredan early retirement bonus...

Sympathy in the Army  2013/01/13
Several years ago a Brit friend of mine told a story in which an army officer was notified..

Woman and Man in Car Accident  2013/01/13
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of theircars are totally demolished..

Military Wisdom!  2013/01/13
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the right of way.3. Don't loo..

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