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TOP TEN REASONS MICROSOFT INVESTED $150 MILLION IN APPLE  2012/10/11
TOP TEN REASONS MICROSOFT INVESTED $150 MILLION IN APPLE10. Bill Gates found spare change ..

Desert Island E-Mail  2012/10/11
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of ..

Sex is like software  2012/10/11
Sex is like software: For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free. Su..

Password selection rules  2012/10/11
CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company compu..

Computer Viruses 2  2012/10/11
Ellen Degeneres virus.....Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MACMonica Lewinsky virus.....Suc..

Girlfriend 1.0 software  2012/10/11
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fia..

Chiropractor  2012/10/11
Why did the computer go to a chiropractor?It had a slipped disc...

Microsoft Marketing Algorithm  2012/10/11
/* * Microsoft marketing algorithm. */#include#include#include /* Microsoft Network Conne..

Microsquish Joke # 1,632,677  2012/10/11
Microsoft acquires Electrolux, makes numerous design revisions.Finally releases a product ..

Programmers Dying  2012/10/11
Q: What happens to programmers when they die?A: They get deallocated, their values become ..

Which ISP Is AT&T's True Choice?  2012/10/11
Recently there was a massive advertising campaign in The Wall StreetJournal that AT&T ..

New Win98 Error Codes  2012/10/11
The Latest Report on Windows98: New Error Codes Assigned Winerr 000 - Unexpected Intellige..

Macintosh Computers  2012/10/11
MACINTOSH stands for...Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs...

A mechanical engineer  2012/10/11
A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a software engineer are in a car that b..

Practical Jokes for Computers  2012/10/11
Here are some pranks to do and play on your co-workers or otherfamily members.Which is Whi..

Abraham's PC  2012/10/11
One day Abraham and his son,Isaac, were playing computer games.Abraham noticed that the ga..

Can You Help Me?  2012/10/11
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots ..

Daddy's Password  2012/10/11
I know Daddy's password! While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, hi..

If Bill Gates Was Jewish  2012/10/11
-Your computer would automatically shut down on Friday evening tillSaturday night.-On the ..

Classified Ads  2012/10/11
For Sale: Apple iPod 15 GB model, lightly used167 songs loadedThe RIAA says it's worth abo..

Read the Manual  2012/10/11
One woman called Dell's toll-free line to ask how to install thebatteries in her laptop. W..

Yo mammas so poor  2012/10/11
yo mamma is so poor, she was digging in the trash can and I said her what are you doing sh..

A Microsoft Tale  2012/10/11
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disa..

Actual signs posted by businesses  2012/10/10
Sign on an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.Maternity Clothes Shop: We are o..

Microsoft Dinner 200  2012/10/10
Microsoft Dinner 2001 *********************INSTRUCTIONS FOR MICROSOFT'S NEW TV DINNER ..

Bill Gates meets Divine Brown  2012/10/10
Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says, "I've se..

Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you have a Klingon on your software development team  2012/10/10
10) "This code is a piece of crap! You have no honor!"9) "A TRUE Klingon warrior does not ..

The Blonde Ebay Bidder  2012/10/10
A blonde and red head were sitting at a table having lunch.Their conversation turned to Eb..

Windows 98  2012/10/10
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Glasgow edition of Windows 98 may ha..

If Poe were a Techie  2012/10/10
IF POE WERE A TECHIEOnce upon a midnight dreary,fingers cramped and vision bleary,system m..

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