Children jokes

Children jokes: Although these jokes are often funny for people of all ages, kids and adults alike, they are typically geared toward children and young adults. By this, we mean that they have a shortness and simpleness about them that allow an individual at virtually any age to get a good laugh.


Taste Test  2012/05/27
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through ..

Child learning The Loard's Prayer  2012/05/27
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings ..

Smart Child!  2012/05/27
 Bob asks his grandmother:-Granny, tell us, how my sister and me came to life?-Your s..

I'd rather have a puppy  2012/05/27
A little boy and his father are walking down the street, and they see two dogs having sex...

The wedding colors  2012/05/27
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the bride wear whit..

Lunch Invitation!  2012/05/27
 Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over ..

Maybe tomorrow  2012/05/26
There was a boy and his mother was about to go to work.She said, "Do not open the door fo..

Enviromental issue  2012/05/26
Eleven year old's environmental studies essay on the effect of oil pollution:'When my mum..

Bob and the Bomb!!  2012/05/26
One day, Bob came home from school very happy and that got his mother suspicious;-What's t..

Dirty words!  2012/05/26
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word "shit". He went home and asked his..

Daughter Worries!  2012/05/26
A father went to take his daughter from school.  While waiting, he heard her talking with..

Proper language  2012/05/26
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son p..

Baby Planes  2012/05/26
A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The..

Pretty teacher  2012/05/26
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year- old students. Taking him asi..

A child's prayer  2012/05/26
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, ..

What is politics?  2012/05/26
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"Dad says, "Well son, let me try ..

The christmas bike  2012/05/26
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is ..

Tomatoes trying to pass the street!  2012/05/26
Two tomatoes are trying to pass the street. Suddenly, the one screams to the other:-CAR!!(..

Child's game!  2012/05/26
At a poor-side of Athens, a kid were on the street and was playing. A cop who was crossin..

Between neighbors!  2012/05/26
Little Mathieu was digging in his garden a hole. The next door neighbor saw him and asked..

The grandmother...  2012/05/15
A school bus driver stopped the vehicle to take little George out.The kid opened the door ..

On the way back...  2012/05/15
A father puts his son to sleep and lies down himself near his wife on the bed. Turns off t..

Two kiddos chat...  2012/05/15
-Where did you born?-At the hospital!-Don't tell me!! And what were you in for??..

Hit his thumb with hammer  2012/05/15
Little Johnny comes downstairs crying.His mother asked, "What's the matter now?""Dad was h..

Little Johnny definitely  2012/05/15
Little Johnny was at school one day when the teacher asked the kids if they could use the ..

Dangerous discipline  2012/05/15
Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous.They are always getting into t..

Did God Make You?  2012/05/15
A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying the wrinkles on his old face.Sh..

Child sent to bed  2012/05/15
A small boy is sent to bed by his father....[Five minutes later]"Da-ad....""What?""I'm thi..

Truth in the innocence of youth  2012/05/15
A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The copper..

Two little boys go into the grocery  2012/05/15
Two little boys go into the grocery store. One is nine, one is four. The nine year old gra..

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