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Don't be so open minded 2012/08/28 Don't be so open minded that your brain falls out... The chief cause of problems 2012/08/28 The chief cause of problems is solutions... By working faithfully eight hours 2012/08/28 By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to work twelve hours a day... A clean tie attracts the 2012/08/28 A clean tie attracts the soup of the day... Fluctuations 2012/08/28 An Asian gentleman walks into an American bank needing to exchange currency. Handing over .. The only knowledge that can 2012/08/28 The only knowledge that can hurt you is the knowledge you don't have... A lack of leadership is 2012/08/28 A lack of leadership is no substitute for inaction... People who are resistant to 2012/08/28 People who are resistant to change cannot resist change for the worse... If all you have is 2012/08/28 If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail... Remember the golden rule: Those 2012/08/28 Remember the golden rule: Those that have the gold make the rules... When you drop change at 2012/08/28 When you drop change at a vending machine, the pennies will fall nearby, while all other c.. Sometimes I think we are 2012/08/28 Sometimes I think we are alone in the universe. Sometimes I think we are not. In either ca.. Calling Card 2012/08/28 Ben Dover And C. Howlett Fields Attorneys At Law.. If you have nothing to 2012/08/28 If you have nothing to do, don't do it here... Deadline-Dan's Demo Demonstration: The 2012/08/27 Deadline-Dan's Demo Demonstration: The higher the "higher-ups" are who've come to see you.. When things are going well, 2012/08/27 When things are going well, someone will inevitably experiment detrimentally... Batman is the hero any 2012/08/27 Batman is the hero any of us could be, given determination, exercise, and deep psychologic.. Information's pretty thin stuff, unless 2012/08/27 Information's pretty thin stuff, unless mixed with experience... The first rule of intelligent 2012/08/27 The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all of the parts... The light 2012/08/27 Due to budget cuts....the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off... Ginsberg's Theorem: 1. You 2012/08/27 Ginsberg's Theorem: 1. You can't win. 2. You can't break even. 3. You can't even quit t.. We are often most in 2012/08/27 We are often most in the dark when we are the most certain, and most enligthened when we a.. Goebel's Law Of Software Compatibility: 2012/08/27 Goebel's Law Of Software Compatibility: A statement of absolute functional equivalence ma.. When you dial a wrong 2012/08/27 When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal... If it is incomprehensible, it's 2012/08/27 If it is incomprehensible, it's mathematics... Little johnny stikes again 2012/08/27 The teacher was giving a lesson in english and decided that the class was to use the word .. It is important to keep 2012/08/27 It is important to keep an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out... It's always darkest just before 2012/08/27 It's always darkest just before the lights go out... Why did the accountant cross the road? 2012/08/27 Why did the accountant cross the road?"Here are the top 10 responses: 1. To open a consult.. You are so poor 2012/08/27 You are so poor that when i ask to use yourrestroom you gave me two sticks, one to hold th.. Total:
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