Marine and the Sailor

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A Marine walks in the restroom and sees a Sailor standing at the urinal, fussing with the thirteen buttons on his pants.

The Marine says, "It must be a pain in the ass to have to mess with all those buttons every time you take a piss."

The sailor replies, "Yes it is! If I were a Marine, all I'd have to do is take off my hat."




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