The Cesium song 12



Seventy Six Neutrons(Tune, Seventy Six Trombones)Seventy six lithe neutrons swayed on Cesium's bar,Half a hundred and ten bold protons...Hold it! Hold it!. That's Cesium 131. Half life only about 9.69 days.Let's go for immortality here. Worth a shot anyway...Seventy Eight Neutrons(Tune, Seventy Six Trombones)Seventy eight lithe neutrons swayed on Cesium's bar,Half a hundred and ten bold protons joined the press.And the eletronettes were a-whirling in duets,All but one, the singular miss Six S.Seventy eight nubile neutrons writhed in close array,Half a hundred and ten lusty protons swelled the crowd.And the electron pairs played blue photonic airs,From within a shining quantum cloud.There were pions, muons, quarks and other fermions,Tunneling, tunneling, in a state of partial dress.'Till an oily bit of water came a wandering,And miss Six S got in a great big mess.Seventy eight screaming neutrons ran and jammed the door,Half a hundered and ten brave protons hit the ground.There was a sky-blue flash, then nothing left but ash,And the echo of a glorious thundering sound.--- Songs of Cesium #76




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