kids alphabet homework

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this boy called bob he had an alphabet homework to be completed by monday and the teacher told him if you learn your alphabets by ,monday you'll get a star. So he went homke and asked his brother what the first letter of the alphabet was and he said shut up. so bob said thanks and he went to his dad and asked him what the second letter of the alphabet was so and then he said owwwwww shhhhhit. so and then bob said thanks and then he asked his sister what the third letter letter of the alphabet was so and then she said cant you see im shagging my boyfriend here. so and bob said thanks and then he asked his mum what the forth letter of the alphabet was and she said dinner time. so bob again said thanks. so on monday he told his teacher that he was done with his alphabet. so his teacher asked him what the 1st letter of the alphabet was and he said shut up, ookay what the 2nd letter of the alphabet,owwwwww shhhhhit, okay not strange at all...... whats the 3rd letter of the alphabet, cant you see im shagging my boyfriened here, no i cant see that at all whats the last letter of the alphabet, dinner time and then he got so owened by the teacher.




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