Eighteen-Year-Old Italian Girl

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An eighteen-year-old Italian girl tells her mom that she has missed her period for two months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying,
the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!

The girl picks up the phone and makes call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops
in front of their house; a mature and distinguished Englishman with gray hair
and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl,
and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge.

"If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse,
beach villa and a $1,000,000 bank account."

"If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and $2,000,000 bank account."

"If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage...."

At this point, the father, who had remained silent,
places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,

"You'll have sex with her again!"






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