Living to be a hundred


A man asks his doctor if he is gonna live until he is 100 years old...The doctor asks him:
- Do you drink or smoke?
- No, the man answers
Doc: Do you stay up late at night, do you gamble?
Man: Of course not, I've never done something like that untill now.
Doc: Do you drive carelessly, sleep with a different woman every night?
Man: No, and I never will.
Doc: then why the hell do you want to live that much??!




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