the story of 1 hand bob

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one day a little boy named bob went bear hunting with his younger brother tim bob is only 6 years old and his brother is 2 bob stole his father joes 12 gauge shotgun and tim took his water gun tim saw a bear and thought it was winny the pooh and said hi im tigger
that was the end of tim bob was very far away and seen a bear trap and tripped up on a log and his hand hit the bear trap bob was scared he ripped his hand off and acidently shot the gun it hit a man he died and bob got scared so he shot him again to make sure he was dead bob then went home and his mom said where did your hand go bob said he ate it his crack addicted mom said where is timmy bob said he ate him too then his dad came out he said wheres my water gun then bob said he ate it his suicide dad said where is my 12 gauge bob said he ate it so they thought that bob killed timmy and triend to commit suicide but chopped off his hand so bob live the rest of his handless life as a prisner in the crazy retard jail
THE end




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