Never Went Hunting



City-boy Todd went to visit his friend Tom in the country. "You
look pale," Tom said. "You need some sun. Why don't you take my
rifle and my two Retrievers and go do some hunting?" Todd had
never hunted before, but decided to do as his friend suggested.
Fifteen minutes later, he was back. "That was fun!" Todd gushed.
"So why'd you come back?" Tom asked. "I need more dogs to hunt,"
Todd said.




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