Bye-Bye Doggie



One day a community decided that they wanted to find out who's got the most talented dog. So three people showed up. When the judges were ready, they asked a young boy with a golden retriever, "What can your dog do?" The boy replied,"My dog can sit and stick his head out the window without drooling." Then a second girl came in with a poodle and said, "We'll my dog can shake hands and stick her head through the car window and sing!"

While they were arguing over whose dog's the best, a boy walked in the room crying, holding a collar in his hand, but no dog was with him. The judges said, "Where's your dog?" The boy said, "He stuck his head out the window."




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