Farmer jokes

Farmer jokes and humor, relating to those who work on the farm, those living near farms, and jokes about the daily routines that come with farming.


The Farmer's Daughter  2012/10/13
There was a men who is lost in a forest during a storm. He came to a house and knocked on ..

Smart Farmer  2012/10/13
A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some ..

Two Cowboys are riding along a trail. . .  2012/10/13
Two cowboys are riding along a trail in the mountains when they suddenly hear tom toms bea..

Airplane Ride  2012/10/13
A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked..

Pigs  2012/10/13
A farmer was worried that none of his pigs were getting pregnant. He called a vet and aske..

Farmer's Bull  2012/10/13
Farmer: I've got a bull that's right off it duties. It's got to service 300 cows an..

Comfortable  2012/10/13
Ole and Lena's bull took sick and died, so they needed to go to the auction to buy a new o..

Father Wouldn't Like It  2012/10/13
A clergyman, walking down a country lane, sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back ..

Farmer's Daughters  2012/10/13
One day there was this farmer. He had 3 daughters and they each had a date on Saturday nig..

Country Lane  2012/10/13
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. Th..

Farmer's Daughters Name Game  2012/10/13
There was this farmer that was really protective of his three daughters. In fact , he alwa..

A Good Deal  2012/10/13
This guy was visitng the country one day and saw a for sale sign in front of a farm. The g..

Red haired schoolteacher  2012/10/13
The tourist had lost his way on a back road and stopped at the farmhouse to ask if he coul..

Sheep Fries  2012/10/13
There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farm hand working with him to help castrate..

whatttt?!?  2012/10/13
There are two farmers in a small village.They have been togeather since childhood.They say..

A jogger running down  2012/05/17
A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over he..

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said:...  2012/05/17
On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize you..

On a drive in the country  2012/05/17
On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tr..

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots...  2012/05/17
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a h..

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